Last Month the Japanese try to retrive this mod a little bit more. They played in the at 2pm CET. At the moment the gametracker,com Server Monitorring is off. Hope soon they turn it on. The ranking seems to work.
Registered Member #117 Joined: [ 14:57 ] [ 30 Mar 2004 ]
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Q: If a blonde and a brunette was to bail out of an airplane, at the same time. Which of them would hit the earth first? A: The brunette. Why? Because the blonde stops up and ask for directions.
Registered Member #16 Joined: [ 00:09 ] [ 23 Feb 2004 ]
K_S_O wrote ... hehe
Q: If a blonde and a brunette was to bail out of an airplane, at the same time. Which of them would hit the earth "first"? A: The blonde. Why? Because the blonde stops up and ask for directions.
When a woman has an uncontrollable desire to have sex all the time at the expense of her hygiene, safety, and personal health, we call it “nymphomania.†When a man experiences the same thing, we call it “Tuesday.â€
When a woman has an uncontrollable desire to have sex all the time at the expense of her hygiene, safety, and personal health, we call it “nymphomania.†When a man experiences the same thing, we call it “Tuesday.â€
Registered Member #727 Joined: [ 10:25 ] [ 12 Nov 2004 ]
Jokes about blondes are discriminating, sexist and politically incorrect.
Why did the blonde need a parcel that was 10 cm high, 10 cm wide and 10 m long (that's about 4 inch high, 4 inch wide and 11 yards long if you happen to use strange units)? - She wanted to send a hose.
A blonde went to fly to Mallorca to have some fun. Inside the plane, she didn't want to sit in the very back where her seat was, so she took place in the first row. Of course, the owner ofthe seat was quite annoyed, but he couldn't get her to go away. A steward had no luck either, because she just answered "I'm blonde and beautiful, I can do anything I want". Finally, the pilot came and whispered something into her ear. She immediately left and went to her own seat. Both steward and passenger were surprised and asked him how he did this. He replied, "I simply told her that the first twenty rows don't fly to Mallorca."